10 Funny things Americans Don’t Realize Are Weird

America is one country that never ceases to amaze the people around the world. Yes, hey are cool people but there are a few things that they do that can make you speechless. Here are 10 highly AMERICAN things that are funny and bizzare for the rest of the world.

“How Are You” Is Not A Question

How You Doing

Confused? Let me put it straight, it’s the American way of saying ‘hello’. Next time you are at an American Restaurant, you do not have to respond that before placing your order.

The Tipping Confusion

The Tipping Confusion

You got someone working for you? You did not like it? Not an American problem. You will have to tip the guy anyway!

Air Conditioning

air conditioning

Every time I visit a coffee shop or a book store in America, I never find a single polar bear in there; but still it’s nothing less than the North Pole.

Put Pickles On Everything

Put Pickles On Everything

Even on another pickle!

A Pet Is Not Just A Pet

A Pet Is Not Just A Pet

For some reason, they treat their pets as their life partners and children. It’s cute but some Americans do not fail to amuse the rest of the world by feeding them with a spoon and fork and reading bed time stories to them.

Dear Dispenser, Give Me My Newspaper

Dear Dispenser, Give Me My Newspaper

Even Wikipedia is looking for guy who came up with this particular American Thing. I am not even mad, I am amazed!<

They Wear Shoes Indoors

They Wear Shoes Indoors

Personally, this is funniest and a big cultural-shock for me and most of the citizens of the world. Why would anyone collect all the germs and dirt on their shoes for the whole day and then take it to their bedroom? I mean there are better things you can take to the bedroom, like a newspaper from dispenser.

Every American Knows How The Flag Looks Like

Every American Knows How The Flag Looks Like

With so much America always around you in the form of anything you can imagine, you cannot go wrong with an American flag.

Pumpkin Me, Right!

Pumpkin Me, Right!

Only an American can take pumpkin on/in everything – even coffee.

Even Dictionary Has Lesser Words Than The Number Of Words That Can Offend An American.

Even Dictionary Has Lesser Words Than The Number Of Words That Can Offend An American.

As per a recent survey, an American feels offended around 58922 times an year on 782217233878494811 different words and sounds. Feel free to use these statistics in your next Thesis.

If you are an American reading this, please do not feel offended; we have more *winks*.